I have had a mystery illness for a couple of weeks.
Things I have learned from said mystery illness:

1)Meals really break up the day into manageable chunks. When you stop being able to eat and your internal clock runs out of hunger and digestion markers, time expands and contracts like a rubber band until the morning stretches out for a week then suddenly its bedtime.

2)Contrary to popular belief, cessation of adequate food intake for a couple of weeks does not transform your body into Kate Moss's.

3)Season 3 of Prison Break really isn't that great.

4)Sometimes I do actually have to rest and stop charging around like a mad thing.

5)Hospitals are to be avoided at all costs. When it's 12.30am and you've been sitting in the emergency department waiting room's hard plastic chairs for 5 hours already because they have no bed to give you, you have a painful needle hanging out of your arm, the television you can't turn off is playing infomercials, exhaustion/feeling sick is about to become full fledged panic and you have no idea how much longer you have to stay, you realise that chest pains or not you might have been better off just staying home...

6) ...however, in the end hospital staff are nice and inject you with medicine they call "liquid magic" which is very nice and makes you feel better. And eventually they can also partially solve the mystery illness and give you lots of drugs to fix it

7)I have wonderful amazing people in my life who care about me lots

8)Coconut water is every kind of awesome!

So yea. Me, bed, dvds, happier.

P.S. I know I haven't submitted anything in ages, I'm just boring.